Dark Academia Holiday Wreath: Wishing You Comfort and Joy (If You’ve Been Good-ish)

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Tired of aggressively cheerful snowman cards that look like they were designed by a corporate algorithm? Yeah, us too. This year, trade the saccharine for the sophisticated with our hand-illustrated Dark Academia Holiday Wreath.

This isn't your grandma's holly-and-jingle-bells greeting. This card whispers of secret libraries, forgotten folklore, and cozy nights spent contemplating the meaning of the season (or just avoiding your relatives). Featuring mischievous gnomes, velvet ribbons, glittering celestial moons, and a rich, deep aesthetic, it’s the perfect way to tell your discerning friends: "I love you, but let’s be honest, we’re all a little dark-sided." It’s non-denominational, anti-boring, and 100% guaranteed to be the most intriguing thing on anyone’s mantlepiece. Buy it before the mainstream figures out what's cool.

Tired of aggressively cheerful snowman cards that look like they were designed by a corporate algorithm? Yeah, us too. This year, trade the saccharine for the sophisticated with our hand-illustrated Dark Academia Holiday Wreath.

This isn't your grandma's holly-and-jingle-bells greeting. This card whispers of secret libraries, forgotten folklore, and cozy nights spent contemplating the meaning of the season (or just avoiding your relatives). Featuring mischievous gnomes, velvet ribbons, glittering celestial moons, and a rich, deep aesthetic, it’s the perfect way to tell your discerning friends: "I love you, but let’s be honest, we’re all a little dark-sided." It’s non-denominational, anti-boring, and 100% guaranteed to be the most intriguing thing on anyone’s mantlepiece. Buy it before the mainstream figures out what's cool.